⑴ 網路上虐蛋蛋圖片是真的嗎
是真的,圖片是一部18x電影,叫《疼痛奧林匹斯》,男人最好別看,會蛋疼。
⑵ 死侍口頭禪
賤賤:(望向觀眾)Oh! Oh, hello! I know, right? Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie?
{我到底舔了誰的蛋蛋才換來一部我自己主演的電影?}
Whose balls did I have to fondle ?I can't tell you, but it does rhyme with "Pulverine".
{誰的蛋蛋?我不能告訴你,但是他的名字跟Pulverine挺押韻的(指Wolverine 金剛狼)}
He's got a nice pair of smooth criminals down under!
{ 他下面那澳洲蛋蛋還挺帥的(真人版金剛狼由澳大利亞演員「狼叔」修·傑克曼扮演;休傑克曼在電影《43》里扮演了一個脖子上長了兩顆蛋蛋的搞笑角色);
(Down under 在英語裡面通常用來指澳洲 在這里是雙關 還指「下面)}
賤賤:Rough childhood? (悲慘的童年?)
女主: Rougher than yours. Daddy left before I was born.(比你慘.我還沒出生我爸就跑了)
賤賤: Daddy left before I was conceived.(我媽懷我之前我爸就跑了)
女主: Ever had a cigarette put out on your skin? (有人在你身上燙過煙花么?)
賤賤:Where else do you put one out?(要不然還能在哪?)
女主: I was molested. (我被性侵過)
賤賤: Me, too. Uncle.(我也是,被叔叔)
女主: Uncles. They took turns. (我被叔叔們輪流性侵)
賤賤: I watched my own birthday party through the keyhole of a locked closet which also happens to be my…(我被鎖在壁櫥里透過鎖眼看我自己的生日聚會 而且那壁櫥正好是...)
女主:Your bedroom. Lucky. I slept in a dishwasher box.(你在卧室 挺好了 我生日那天睡的洗碗機)
賤賤:You had a dishwasher. I didn't even know sleep. It was pretty much 24/7 ball kegs, brownie mix and clown porn.(你還有個洗碗機.我都沒睡過覺.我全天候戴球嘴枷 被雞奸 做小丑色情表演)
女主:Who would do such a thing?(誰會對你做那種事?)
賤賤:Hopefully, you. Later tonight?(希望能是你.晚上見?)
⑶ 外國的一部喜劇電影,剛開始是幾個人的合影,然後男主角在照片中漏著自己的蛋蛋。後來這個男的認識一個女
可能是《單身交易》,網路鏈接:http://ke..com/subview/404802/8386818.htm